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I Got Fingered!

Fri, 18 May 2012 23:00:13 +0100

Yesterday I had to partake in my six monthly medical exam (My doctor insists on that due to my previous medical history). Suffice it to say, he's really pleased I have lost almost 7 kilos (15.4 pounds). Anyway, after checking my blood pressure and him checking the result of my latest blood tests, he wanted to do a prostate exam. Now, usually I jump at the chance of having anything going into my boy cave, but with my doctor (as hunky as he is with those smoldering Asian looks) he doesn't stand on ceremony.

In fact, he's darn right rough! It was: "Mark, pull your pants down, lie on the bed and bend your knees up to your chest. When I was fully exposed for him, my freckle for the taking, he slipped on his rubber glove (and yes, stereo-typically he does snap the rubber) and applied the lube. He was right in there like a gold miner looking for pay day, digging away.

I swear he was not only trying to feel my walnut-sized love spot, he was trying to rub the fucker out of existence or push it up inside me so far that next time I would want a prostate stimulation from my partner I'd have to give a deep blow job! LOL. Anyway, after he wriggled his finger around, me grimacing and feeling more than used and abused, he finished his exam. Just like that. No thank you. No kiss on the cheek for old times sake. No flowers.

He just looked at me and said: It all feels good to me.

Yeah, to HIM it felt good. For me...well, let's just say I am quite tender in the downstairs backdoor department and leave it at that. Thank god for the person who invented foreplay, because I tell you what, insertion without preparation other than a lube up isn't a good thing! No-sir-ee.

So remember that all you m/m writers! Foreplay works. trust me...I know.

Some Lovely Updates

Thu, 17 May 2012 23:48:19 +0100

Today there's a bit going on.

First, a new review has been posted. This time Boy Crush gets my scrutiny! Do they make the grade? Read and find out.

Also, a new recipe inspired by an eager twink has hit the deck! A lovely recipe for Sausage Wellington! Wow! Wait until you see the picture that inspired it. You'll be salivating.

Then there's the competition: Find Riley's Bulge! The competition ends on the 15th of June or thereabouts (depending on how many entries I get.) So enter! You get to win my June 15 release: Supernova on Twine.

Now, being release week, I am of course going to plug my book. Into Oblivion Falls is out now and you can grab a copy here to start the adventure. There's lots of action, both in and out of the bedroom. Join Zane and Tink and some new friends as they try and stop the time vampires known as eternals from feeding off humanity.

The Time Vampires are HERE

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:57:14 +0100

With the release of Into Oblivion Falls on the 15th of May, the time vampires known as eternals have begun to make their move against humanity. Their first strike, a station of the spirit folk located in the beautiful solar system of Oblivion Falls. From there, all out domination is their goal unless Zane and Tink and some new friends can stop them.

Read to find out what happens as the adventure unfolds. Some things will be revealed that Zane would have never believed. Others are even more incredible.Into Oblivion Falls is a true episodic saga in the tradition of classic sci-fi, but with a very modern and sexy twist!

Grab Into Oblivion Falls now right here for a low 3.99, almost as cheap as a coffee, but far more entertaining and stimulating. The next episode, Supernova on Twine will be out on the 15th of June! So not long to wait to continue the adventure.

Into Oblivion Falls Has Begun!

Tue, 15 May 2012 05:01:17 +0100

That's right, today is release day! Whoot! Into Oblivion Falls is out now! You can grab your copy here for a low, low 3.99! Can't beat that, can you? Begin the adventure where Zane gets himself into more trouble than even he can handle with time vampires, cat beings and a new friend and an even greater foe. Plus...there's heaps of nudity and hot m/m sex!

Here's a hot sexy excerpt for you to whet your appetite:

Tink began to purr.

He pushed his man onto the nearest floor cushion, and lavished even more passionate kisses all over his face, neck and chest. He was working down to Tink’s cock, licking and giving attention to every inch of skin toward his goal, including his sexy, furry treasure trail.

Zane grabbed his man’s length, holding it with enough force to make Tink harden even more. His balls tightening to reveal how much he also wanted to be close right now. There was more purring, deeper and with more intent.

Tink moaned with delight as he kissed the tip of Tink’s foreskin, tasting his pre-cum that made the skin glisten, still unretracted even though he was erect. Sometimes Zane wished he had a long foreskin like Tink, one that could keep his head covered even with a fully engorged cock, not exposing it even when flaccid as his did. Still, he had Tink’s to play with and he enjoyed the fact he could lick and roll his tongue under the cat-being’s foreskin to tease and titillate when Tink was hard and happy.

“You treat Tink good,” he said. Tink was writhing. Those words made Zane smile and spurred him on to take his man into his mouth proper, sucking on him good and hard until his pubic hair tickling his nostrils.

For the longest time Zane worked the length of his man’s cock, taking him as deep as he could go one minute, then pulling up on the skin of his cock to keep his foreskin unretracted so he could lick it and tease once more, the next. Seemed to work. Tink was in the throes of ecstasy, grabbing onto Zane’s head, pulling at his hair to let him know in no uncertain terms how much he was enjoying what Zane did to him.

Then, with Tink breathing heavy, his stomach moving erratically and sweat beading on his skin like droplets of their love they created together, he blew his load in Zane’s mouth. Zane took all he was given with relish, savouring the bitter tang with sweet undertones that washed over him as a reward of his efforts.

When done, Zane pulled away. The release of pressure created while he had sucked on Tink’s cock during the final moments before he came, made a loud, wet popping sound. Cum dribbled onto his chin. Straight away, Tink sat up to kiss and lick off all that was spilled.

Riley's Bulge

Sat, 12 May 2012 22:43:36 +0100

A new competition has been posted on the competition page! It's for the month of June (to win a copy of my June release) and involves you deciding which bulge belongs to the adorable twink, Riley (pictured above)! Can you find it? Or will all the other boy's bulges throw you off track, too distracting as eye candy to sort it all out?

Now, with a new competition, that means the winner of May's: Find Rado's Dicky has been announced. Yes, we have a winner! Thank you to all who entered, I really appreciate it. So...for the results click on the competition page here and scroll down (members only of the site. Not a member, email me here). There's not only the name of the winner posted, but also really hot pic of Rado in all his glory :) Suffice it to say, it's all not safe for work.

I know the competition winner was announced the day before the 15th and my official release day for Into Oblivion Falls, but when release day happens, things do get hectic. So there you go ;)

Happy Mother's Day

Sat, 12 May 2012 07:13:31 +0100

Today is the Australian/New Zealand Mother's Day. Happy Mum's day to all those Mum's out there :) The next weekly webisode has been posted so go enjoy!

Normal blogging will return to normal tomorrow.

Stereo Porn Pussies Strike Again!

Fri, 11 May 2012 05:46:37 +0100

Yep, my kittehs have struck again.

I was about to do some writing, so I watched a few porn scenes to get some things right in my head before commencing (how cool is it to have an interest where porn helps?). Seems as soon as the groaning and grunting starts, that's an auditory signal for my kittehs to come running and watch! LOL

Milo is the biggest porn watcher, purring like mad when he's in prime position (usually in front of me so I don't get a view). He likes to even sit on the TV cabinet and watch the TV, no matter what's on. On the other hand, Horli doesn't give two fucks, but is only interested because his brother is.

Anyway, I didn't get them both in the frame of the picture because my office wall is behind me and if I pushed the computer away from me, it could fall off the edge of the desk! LOL So it turned out to be a tight shot of just Milo having a good time watching two French twinks talk Ooh La La and then suck each others dicks! I think I want to go to France! Milo sure does. He likes those exotic accented moans the best :p

I also couldn't resist adding a caption in a dream-speech bubble! After all, isn't that what you do once you taken photos of your kittehs and posted them on the net, isn't it? I am sure they wait for me to come home and fire up my computer...I really do. Hence the caption :)

Of course, it all ended when stereo pussies wanted an even better view than what they were getting and sat on the keyboard closing the window I was on. Much disgust was then shown on Milo's face as his porn show came to an abrupt close before the boys blew their loads! (I am killing myself with laughter as I write this. Who knew cats would be so amusing?).

I don't know where the kitteh's are now--they've left me alone now the shows over and I am getting some work done. Typical!

Also, there will be a posting of my Weekly Webisode, Negotiator of Worlds tomorrow, because of Australian Mother's day. I won't be available on Sunday to do much computer work or writing or watching of the porn for my kitteh' s entertainment.

I wonder if kittehs will still enjoy their porn when they get the 'snip' on the 25th of this month! Oh...I feel there will some more moods in the future LOL

Busy, But Here's an Update

Thu, 10 May 2012 09:14:59 +0100

Don't you just love the picture of the watermelon carved to look like a tiger (I am assuming it's a tiger)? Gary, my good mate and fellow intactivist sent it to me :) Thank you, buddy! Made my day...and got me horny for my younger days when a carved watermelon would have been gold! LOL

So...the updates. Well, there's a great new recipe posted. One inspired by a twink with a beautiful--and I mean beautiful cock. He has one of the best closed-mouthed foreskins on a dick I've seen in a long time, no kidding. His name is Raymond and his set I got the picture from is from AarnezBoys. I was going to post a review of Aarnez, but they are closing down and I couldn't access their site. I may have to look for more pics of Raymond around the net before they disappear. Let's hope he goes to another studio! The world needs to keep admiring what he's endowed with, that's for sure.

Also, another porn studio review is up, this time it's Unknown Twinks! Do they meet my standard? Go look :) (There is also an additional update to a review I posted the other day! Seems Britain's Boys has a couple of circumcised models--and after they claim they are an exclusive 'uncut' site, too! For shame on them. Have I adjusted my dick rating? Again, check it out.

Now...with release day looming large, don't forget to enter my competition. I spoke about it yesterday when I drooled on about Lakyn Hepari! Don't know what I'm talking about? Go read!

I Have a New Drug!

Wed, 09 May 2012 06:02:47 +0100

Okay, because I have been working heaps of hours lately, by the time I get home I'm exhausted, only wanting to plonk my skinny ass (lol) in front of the TV. Now, as some of you may know, I don't watch much TV. I prefer watching DVD's if I am to relax in front of the TV.

Anyway...of all the TV shows, I HATE reality TV--except for The Voice! I don't know what it is about this show, perhaps the wonderful Seal, the fantastic Joel (of Good Charlotte) or the beautiful Delta, but I am seriously getting addicted to this show.

One--no, two big reasons would be the singers/contestants Lakyn Hepari and Ben Bennett. I can't drool too much over the blond teen Ben because he's only seventeen (and you all know how I feel about underage stuff in relation to erotica and the like--and this is an erotica blog so yeah, I won't go there). But I can go on an on about Lakyn! He's 19, and boy, does he not only get all the girls in the nation reaching for their vibrators, he sure gets some of the blokes hot under the collar, too!

Lakyn is a star, both in looks and in voice! Click here to hear his smooth, unique style that would melt anyone's heart . Damn, he can serenade me anytime he damn well likes :) I hope he wins! I'd buy his album and vote for him (which I will be).

Well, having got over all that, time to talk some business. As you know, my latest release, Into Oblivion Falls is coming out soon. There is a competition to enter to win a copy, so PLEASE do so. It's fun and easy. Click here (members only).

Now, speaking of members, if you want to become one, EMAIL me! My email address is plastered all over this site, but a good place to look is to the right where the weekly webisode and Scenes cover pictures are posted.

A Quick One

Tue, 08 May 2012 08:57:52 +0100

Just a quick post today to let you all know another review has been posted. This time, Britain's Boys gets my scrutiny! How will it rate? Check it out.

Also, because work has been so short staffed lately, I haven't had much of a chance to get things done writing wise. Thank goodness I had finished Scenes 1 before the workload hit! Anyway, if I don't post for a couple of days, or my posting is erratic, you now know why :)