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Here's an excerpt to warm you up. Enjoy! 

The Teathan poked a finger onto Greg’s stomach, but did so without hurting. His fingernail alone was huge, the size of a garbage bin lid at least and a brilliant blue. “You are more muscularly defined and your genitals are a different size. I want to ask, are all humans different in such ways? And why do human males have their genitals on the outside of their bodies, doesn’t it hurt? Wouldn’t it be more practical to have such a sensitive part retract into your body until needed?”
    Greg returned the cigar to his mouth while Anton dressed him in his army clothes. “It only hurts if someone kicks or punches me in the balls without warning. Bedsides, without seeing this Jarrod dude, I can’t say if my cock is bigger or smaller than his—’cause I know that’s what you mean, Anton buddy. But for me, I’m perfectly normal, that’s all you have to worry about.”
     Anton slipped on Greg’s shirt, buttoning it up nimbly considering the size of his hands. “Jarrod’s penis is bigger.”
     “Ouch, way to hurt a guy.”
     A flash of confusion crossed the Teathan’s face. “I don’t understand. I was very careful not to hurt you while I put on your clothes.”
    “What I mean is, a guy’s dick is his pride. By saying another bloke has a bigger cock than mine, you hurt my pride.”