Browsing Archive: October, 2011
Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, October 31, 2011,
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Welcome to the first day of November's big, bulge month here on my blog! Today features a handsome hunk in some white briefs you wish would magically fall off or disintegrate or something! *dreams* LOLIn other news I had my annual medical checkup the other day. All is good and the doc is so pleased with me. My good cholesterol is above 3 (that's excellent) and my bad cholesterol is below 1 (also very good). My blood pressure is spot on and I have no signs of any clots or anything nasty in my ... Continue reading ...
Big, Bulging Month Ahead
Posted by Mark Alders on Sunday, October 30, 2011,
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November is a big month! A big, bulging month choc full of all things writerly and beyond for me. So what's coming up?
First, on the 5th of November, my second non-fiction release, Got Foreskin will hit the shelves. Second, on the 15th of November, First Contact (Starship Cadet Missions, #2) is released by eXtasy books. Third...it's NaNoWriMo month. What the fuck is that, I hear you ask. Well, basically it's where authors from all around the globe commit to writing 50k in 30 days! Oh the fun! ... Continue reading ...
A Little Bit of Halloween
Today, as the month of October comes to a close, I want to pause and talk about Halloween. Yes, its an American tradition, and yes, this blog post is early! But really, I have so much to post over the coming days I couldn't fit this post in at any other time! So here it is now!
I want to talk about fear! What scares the crap out of you? Is it a scary movie? Heights? Spiders? Insects? Twinks dressed as werewolves? Bears in the woods? Silver foxes in their den? What?
For me, it's spiders and a c... Continue reading ...
Too Much Twink?
The model I am featuring today is Kody Blue. As a 'twink' the studio who photographed him has done him up in Scooby Doo underwear and a cute Abercrombie T-shirt (which is different shop to Abercrombie and Finch btw) to create a more boyish look for him.
Now, a lot of studios do this, get cute twinkish guys and dress the sets or even them up to make them look as boyish as possible. A lot of them shave their pubes for their shoot (whether the studio requires this or not, I don't know) Lolliepop... Continue reading ...
Buying a Car
When buying a car, a lot of things need to be taken into consideration. These days, there's fuel economy to think of, but more importantly, there's the look of the car and its internal features. Such things as bluetooth, iPod dock, climate control, two twinks for blowjobs and other sexual favours while on the move, leather seats, lumbar support, rear parking camera, and automatic parking. The list goes on really...all very important things to consider when buying a car.
So next time you need ... Continue reading ...
A Bit of Lighthearted Fun
After yesterday's post, I thought I'd post something a bit more fun today. Still keeping in with the car theme, I saw this picture and couldn't help adding my own Mark Alders tone to it *giggle*
On another note, I would like to thank all of you who commented, emailed and posted replies to what I wrote yesterday. I was overwhelmed and I am so glad I shared my story now. As I said, I relied on my bad memory which was only jogged by my Mum. I hope, buy talking about such things, that those who a... Continue reading ...
Mr. Wolfhouse
As you may have known, my Mum came over while I was on holidays. I gave her a copy of my misadventures to read (for her eReader) and she said it was so funny and sad and--she had to admit--she didn't know some of the things I wrote about. After all, I do believe teenagers don't tell their parents everything *shock horror* LOL
Anyway, we then got to talking and reminiscing and 'chewing the fat' as it were about my past. She then turned to me and said, do you remember that Mr. Wolfhouse? (not re... Continue reading ...
A Hot, Sexy Extract from Away Team!
Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, October 24, 2011,
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Today I am going to post a hot sexy extract from my book Away Team! Why? Because the second part, First Contact, will be coming soon on the 15th of November, so get your copy of Away Team now so when the next book is released, you can continue the adventure straight away.
Enjoy:
When Ely peeked into the room through the gap, making sure not to make any noise, his suspicions were confirmed. Braden was alone, lying on his cot and as naked as the day he was born. He was erect, his bulging head gl... Continue reading ...
Back to Work!
*sigh* time for me to go back to work! Damn! I loved being on holidays and achieving so much! Oh well, the mortgage isn't going to pay itself, is it! I will try and keep up my daily blog as I have gained so many readers by posting each day! Anyway...here's a nice pic of twinks kissing to help cheer you--and me--up!
Talk to you soon! Continue reading ...
Winner Announced!!
Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, October 22, 2011,
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Before I announce the winner of the Name My Next Book competition, I would like to say, THANK YOU to all who entered, it was one of my most successful competitions I have ever run! I had heaps and heaps of entries and I agonized for days over some of the titles. Unfortunately, there can only be one winner. The winner is....*drum roll*
"Sarahs7836" Congratulations, mate! You picked the title I absolutley thought fit right in with the story. So my futuristic boxing story is now titled: Sweet S... Continue reading ...
Snow Battles!
Today I want to talk about a funny experience we had during one of my mother's visits.
Mum comes and visits me about 5 times a year and we get on like a house on fire! We have a blast. Suffice it to say, when she came over last July she had bought some NERF guns and decided to go on a trip out into the country to go play with us all (a lovely place called Lake Mountain). She and I and all the rest of the family had a blast, firing away at each other in the mountain landscape with the snow fal... Continue reading ...
My Kingdom for Soap
Okay, my partner, in some ultimate wisdom I cannot fathom (although I do suspect it has something to do with the new twinky boy who works at the local chemist) has decided to buy a loofah and body wash instead of soap for the shower this time around.
Okay, let me explain...I am a crazy guy--yes, but certain things need to remain stable and solid. Having a BAR OF SOAP in the shower is one such stability. I like using soap bars. They are simple, convenient and practical.
When confronted with th... Continue reading ...
A Few Days Left
Okay, it's Thursday morning of the last week of my holidays! I have enjoyed myself so much in the four weeks I had off. Yesterday I was in the audience of "Millionaire Hot Seat" and had a great time. The warm up guy was a comedian and did a fantastic job of getting us all in the mood. Even Eddie (the host) was funny, approachable, genuine and intelligent. Quite a surprise since I am not normally an Eddie fan.
Some funny moments from the show include a guy who wanted to buy a Chewbacca suit if... Continue reading ...
Sometimes the Bear Gets You...
I found this adorable pic on the net the other day and couldn't help add a caption! I hope it gives you a chuckle. Continue reading ...
Why Can't We Watch it?
I read an article in the newspaper the other day about the importance of porn for men, and how all the naysayers who have been claiming it's bad for both the man and the relationship he is in, have been primarily women. The article spoke about how men watch porn in secret.
This, of course, got me thinking. Now, there are a few issues here, but most importantly, I believe it's all about how a man's partner--and notice I am not saying a woman or a man here because I don't want this to become a s... Continue reading ...
The Art of Discipline
No, I'm not talking about taking your twinky boy puppies for a walk, although that is important. What I am talking about is the discipline an author--all authors need when it comes to putting words on paper. Every person is different and every author has their own method, but today I will share mine.
Some write in sporadic fits of muse induced fervor, while others pace and plod, planting down words with an almost religious devotion. I like to think I'm sort of in-between. I mean yes, when you... Continue reading ...
Covenation is HERE!
Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, October 15, 2011,
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Covenation has arrived! That's right, get your copy by clicking here! Don't forget, there are two competitions running at the moment, so get in it to win!
The competition to name my next book is posted here and there is more information here The competition to win a copy of Covenation is right here. Continue reading ...
Shane, Joel and Will's Adventures Continue...Soon
Posted by Mark Alders on Friday, October 14, 2011,
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To help celebrate the release of Covenation in...how many hours until midnight? Well, anyway, I am going to do a HUGE contest! Not only is there the eXtasy books $5 dollar rebate off your next purchase (see site for conditions) I am going to GIVE you a free copy of Magolescence when you purchase Covenation! That's right, free in PDF or ePub (for another format let me know). All you have to do is email me your purchase reciept and the copy is yours! If you already have Magolescence (thank you)... Continue reading ...
Covenation Coming on the 15th!
Posted by Mark Alders on Thursday, October 13, 2011,
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eBooks
That's right, my next release, Covenation, is coming on the 15th! It's the sequel to Magolescence, and this time, even though Shane doesn't have to deal with a changing body, he has bigger fish to fry!
Here's a saucy excerpt to whet your appetite: Shane
Upton stirred. He had slept with Will and Joel, where he belonged and where he
needed to be. With them he was complete and loved and wanted. Although,
strangely, his dreams were filled with images which concerned him. How? His
dreams were fi... Continue reading ...
The Black Spot Returns
I have come down with a bit of a hayfever induced flu! Argh! I really love Spring, but I hate all those flowers fornicating in my garden! Bastards! When I was a teen I never got hay-fever, then, as I got older it's got worse. I mean, I used to prance around in the buff all the time in the great outdoors (A naked as today's eye candy, who has gained the black spot--again, if you want to him without it, email me)Also, here's a quick update on the competition I have been running for the past cou... Continue reading ...
More Briley Inspired Stuff
Posted by Mark Alders on Tuesday, October 11, 2011,
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I am posting this early because a few of you wanted to know some more information about yesterday's post. Well, I'm here to deliver (yes, that was an post office joke). First, a bit more about Briley: He's 19 (well, he was at the time he was photographed for this shoot) He's 75 kg and in the Middleweight division. I don't know whether he's pro or amateur...but will find that out. He's straight (can't help that, the poor boy) and he is well hung and intact! I found a great picture of him in al... Continue reading ...
A Competition Involving Some Eye Candy Named Briley!
Posted by Mark Alders on Tuesday, October 11, 2011,
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Okay, some good stuff today. First, some pictures of my latest 'obsession' when it comes to...well men (naturally)! His name is Briley and he's a boxer from the UK! Just look at him! He's adorable and he can knock me out ANYTIME! Plus, I would take him home and...well, let me just say he can put his boxing gloves on my bedside table *growl*
Starting from the top I'll count the ways I find him a dream 1) Eyebrows! (they are important) 2) Those eyes (where they've got that killer look and pup... Continue reading ...
Ever Played with Action Figures/Dolls?
Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, October 10, 2011,
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Of course we all had action figures/dolls when we were kids. But what was the first thing we did when we got them? Well, undress them of course. In fact, if you were lucky to have a Barbie and a Ken (Or two Kens), then having them perform pretend sex, that was pretty much assured, wasn't it?My GI Joe and I got to to have some good times together when I was a little boy and we formed some cherished memories. Such a thing was, in fact, the inspiration for this year's Christmas story. A human, c... Continue reading ...
When Life Gives You Lemons...
...put on your best porn face! LOL Seriously, today is Sunday. I had so much planned. So much. But it seems the great wheels which turn the universe are against me today. First, I wanted to go for a walk (I haven't been doing it lately and really need to because of some health issues I had last year) Then, with my runners on, I opened my front door and in that SECOND it absolutely bucketed down with rain. I mean a full on storm which almost blew me back into the house!
Okay, I thought, I'll ... Continue reading ...
Half-way Through My Holidays
I so love being on holidays.Having four weeks off for the first time in years has mean I have got so much done, both writing wise and personal wise. Let me just list them for you so you can see how brilliant I am LOL
First up, my achievements with my writing:
Author edits of Covenation Completed my guide to anal sex: An insight into Men and Anal Sex. Finished the first draft of my foreskin project: Got Foreskin. Starting the first draft of First Contact Finished my Christmas story, A Human for Ch... Continue reading ...
The Things I Do For My Art!
Okay, as some of you may know, I am compiling a book about foreskin! Yep, I have been asked that many times over the years so I decided to gather all the information and experience I had (I have a foreskin) and put it all together in one place. An easy to read, funny and informative guide to the foreskin. I have been running an Intact site for a while, but things have been getting out of control with the time I was spending maintaining it. Another reason for my decision. A book, once done, is... Continue reading ...
Available Now! An Insight into Men and Anal Sex
Posted by Mark Alders on Thursday, October 6, 2011,
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Get your copy now! That's right, "An Insight into Men and Anal Sex" is available right now from All Romance eBooks by clicking on the link here. It's free, informative and sometimes funny, but above all, you may learn something. Continue reading ...
Boys Will Be Boys
By the time you‘ve reached puberty, that‘s when a lot of the benefits of your foreskin will have come into play. What with all those hormones rushing around your system, giving you hair, a deeper voice, and the release from your glans and softening of your foreskin so it can be retracted in preparation for sexual intercourse. If, like most guys, you explore/explored your friends as well as yourself, you would be well aware of how your foreskin behaves when handled by others. Many games ad... Continue reading ...
Got Foreskin? A New Non Fiction Project of Mine.
Posted by Mark Alders on Tuesday, October 4, 2011,
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eBooks
Got foreskin? (a guide to your best friend's friend) is a new project of mine I am working on. Over the next couple of days I will feature chapters from the book and let you know when and where you can get yourself a copy...for free, or course! Stay tuned! Continue reading ...
Myths About Your Hood
Being Circumcised is cleaner: This is one of the biggest myths out there, and perhaps the single biggest 'excuse' for circumcising boys. To put it simply, and to make it as direct as possible, WE HAVE SHOWERS these days, people. Boys can clean themselves very easily, and cleaning under the foreskin is no more difficult than cleaning behind the ears or any other body part. It's just an excuse to say a foreskin needs to be removed to make him more hygienic. I'd hate for him to have dirty nose o... Continue reading ...
Cover Revealed for: An Insight Into Men and Anal Sex
Posted by Mark Alders on Sunday, October 2, 2011,
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eBooks
Here is the cover for my upcoming release, An Insight into Men and Anal sex. Yes, I had to change a few things, like the cover image, because I didn't want to infringe on anyone's copyright. The image is taken from Freedigitalphotos and has been used as per their guidelines. I think it looks great. Anyway, more information to come soon, including how you can download it for free. Stay tuned. Continue reading ...
When You've Got to Fly Solo
Masturbation (also known as: wanking,
tossing, chocking the chicken, rubbing one off, jerking off, spanking the
monkey, feeding the pigeons, rumpling the foreskin, self love, shining the
head, and so many more) is basically the act of playing with your cock -
usually by hand – until you climax. It is not a dirty word, and as a human, is
one of the most natural things you can do to give yourself sexual pleasure. It
is also safe. A win/win situation in my mind. So when you are ready to
mastur... Continue reading ...
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About Me
I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate!
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