Browsing Archive: January, 2012
Imagine writing the scene above!
Oh my...all that..."and then he did this" sort of stuff you'd need just to make the scene make sense. It would be a long scene indeed, if only to make sure all the characters got their turn. Which, in essence, no matter how many participants are in a scene, that's what should happen.
All characters should get their turn.
Nothing worse than reading a menage (or more) story when one or more of the characters are left with nothing to do but hold their dicks. That... Continue reading ...
Doing Your Research
I read in the paper the other day a rather interesting article. It was about how 'researchers' were looking into aspects of love. After no doubt tens of thousands of dollars of taxpayers money, just as many staff and many months, these researchers discovered that...get this...in a 'comfortable' relationship men are more likely to say "I love you" than women....about 30% more. What's more, and if that wasn't enough to rock the foundations of the world, they said that this "I love you" is proba... Continue reading ...
Summer's Here
It was so damn hot yesterday I spent the morning doing my writing (in the nude and in my back garden where it was shady) and then, the rest of the day lounging around on the sofa with the fan on and a satisfied smile. There may have been a couple of naps there to save myself up for the big afternoon snooze, but there you go.
Yesterday was the first day in a long time I pretty much did stuff all (aside from writing 5000 words on my latest WIP) Oh, how one loves to be lazy sometimes :)
I hope yo... Continue reading ...
It's Not Rubbish
With the boom in eReaders, inevitably there is going to be a boom in eBook sales. After all, no matter how much I've tried I can't force my old fashioned 'paper' books, including my Heinlein collection, into my eReader so that I can carry them all around with me. Paper just doesn't want to be compressed like that! Looks like I am buying them again in digital format. LOL
Also, inevitably with increased eBook sales, there has been an increase in erotica! Now, some have said, erotica is rubbish a... Continue reading ...
Happy Australia Day
To all my friends, here in Australia and abroad, have a wonderful Australia Day. Let there be BBQing Nirvana! Continue reading ...
What Can You Do?
This coming Thursday is Australia day! Yay! An excuse for a day off work and to have a BBQ! What's more, Australia day is special to me because its a day I decide to do something different. I remember one particular warm Australia day a few years back, Lee and I headed to the beach (we were living in Perth at the time)
It was a place called Hillarys and it was the same year that McNaught comet thingy was whizzing around our planet. It was also an evening where thunderstorms loomed in the sky ... Continue reading ...
Showing a Bit of Ass
Nope, I'm not talking about lying on a golden quilted bedspread with your pants down to expose your buttocks for a good hard spanking before the real fun begins, I'm talking about how some authors are just a little bit too...overexposed (and not in a good way) or, if you will, show too much ass.
Let me explain.
There has been a lot of discussion about promotion and the like lately. How does an author promote without 'showing too much ass' to gain new readers? An example of showing too much ass ... Continue reading ...
Weird Dream
I had a weird dream last night. I mean, usually I dream about science fiction stuff, new worlds, aliens, and hot men (of course) but this time I dreampt I was in the past, say something like Victorian England or thereabouts! I wasn't sure. I mean, wtf! The topic I would know very little about, yet the dream was very vivid! I was a lord of a manor or something and I had plenty of house boys at my very whim. Then things got dark and a murder happened and one of my twinky house boys was missing.... Continue reading ...
My Best Friend's Friend Got Ouchie!
Okay, okay, for those of you who know me, my writing, and my beliefs, then you would know that a best friend's friend is of course a foreskin (a fabulous part of the male penis). I'm very proud of mine, even though I haven't treated it the best over the years...but there you go. That is another story...which you can get here.
Anyway, last night...well...my best friend's friend got hurt! The poor little bugger. I imagine he would have thought those days of torture for him would have been over. ... Continue reading ...
Something for Free!
Today I'm going to give the readers of my blog a very special offer. Shhh, this is exclusive to you, my wonderful readers, so tell everyone...all right :)
Okay, here's the deal. Buy a copy of my latest release, Sweet Science, Hard Love from here, send me the receipt here and you can choose from my back catalog a book for FREE! Yep, that's right. Any book you wish, in PDF or ePub format is yours. Simple as that.
To get you in the buying mood, here's some more eye candy!

Boys kissing! Whoot!
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The Vicar of Passmore
Okay, some of you may have known, some of you may have not. But here it is for all of you to know. The Vicar of Passmore is now going to be a Mark Alders release! Yep, I decided to kill Jasmine. She was interfering with my nude writing time anyway, always complaining in the background, wanting attention, blah, blah!
So, Jasmine no longer exists. Which is probably better. I have enough on my plate without having to worry about someone else, too! So, my romantic comedy The Vicar of Passmore will... Continue reading ...
Excerpt: Sweet Science, Hard Love
Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, January 16, 2012,
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eBooks
Here is an excerpt from my latest release which you can get here!
Enjoy!
Briant was now naked, cock springing to attention. Carlo had disrobed him and had begun masturbating his cock, retracting his foreskin so he could get at the jewel of Briant’s head, bulging and red and ready for action. Briant’s shorts were around his ankles.
He stepped out of his shorts and let Carlo lead him into the shower. Seconds later, the warm water cascaded over his tired body, soothing his muscles, while the... Continue reading ...
Sweet Science, Hard Love Out Now!
Posted by Mark Alders on Sunday, January 15, 2012,
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eBooks
Today marks the release of Sweet Science, Hard Love, my latest story. Click here to grab your copy and enjoy the adventure as Briant Latten discovers the world's first nude boxing match will give him a lot more than he bargained for.
Also, the winner of a copy of Sweet Science, Hard Love is....drum roll...
arella3173_loveless. Congratulations and a big thank you to all who entered! A great response from you all. Thanks! Continue reading ...
The First Ever M/M Melbourne Meet: My Report
Okay, first off, lets talk about who attended. In the picture above, and from left to right, there's the adorable Byron, the salacious Sarah, me, the ever graceful Carmen, the vivacious Shaz from Sydney, and last but not least, there's the sensational Sue!
That's out of the way, let me show you this photo:
I haz chocolates!!!!! Yep, because it was my birthday and I was *cough, cough* 41 *cough* they all got me chocolates. What's more, the little bag you see in the pic above had two of the most... Continue reading ...
Win a Copy of Sweet Science, Hard Love
Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, January 11, 2012,
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competition
Want to win a copy of Sweet Science, Hard Love in shiny new PDF? Well, all you have to do is let me know what your favourite sport is :) Simple hey!
Oh, and Sarah, your copy of the book will be ready on release day. For those of you who didn't know, Sarah came up with the title of this book for me in a competition I ran last year. She gets a free copy and her name on the dedication page. Once again, congrats, Sarah!
Winner will be announced on release day...or after I have attended the first ... Continue reading ...
The First Ever Melbourne M/M Meet
Posted by Mark Alders on Tuesday, January 10, 2012,
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eBooks
This Saturday will mark the first ever Melbourne m/m meet and I will be there! The day will also be my birthday. I'll be *cough* 41 *cough, cough* We are all meeting at the Blue Train cafe, and I believe there is even one person coming all the way from Sydney to be there! Wow!
It's going to be a busy day and I am looking forward to it. I have family and friends coming over in the evening for a BBQ my partner is organising. What's more, the 13th of Jan...that day before my birthday, Lee will ... Continue reading ...
The Language of Love
I had to share this, it made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Not because of what the line read, but because of the image in my mind I got afterwards. The line was "He blew a big, creamy load out of his balls."
Really?
Out of his balls! Wow, he must have some holes I don't know about, because as far as I know, ejaculate exits through the penis. Now, being a man I don't know how to blow a load out of my own balls. Perhaps there's a secret I haven't heard about. Although, I couldn't help but... Continue reading ...
Selling the Sizzle!
Okay, advertisers have done it for years. All those adverts, in magazines, newspapers, on radio, on TV, on billboards, everywhere, they all have one thing in common. They sell the 'sizzle' of the steak, as it's called. In other words, walk into any McDonalds and look at the menu board...then look at what you've been given when you've received your order.
Bet they look nothing alike, do they?
Yes, the burger on the board looked mouthwateringly tasty. Yes, you then craved it (well I'm assuming ... Continue reading ...
The First Post of 2012!
Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, January 4, 2012,
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Reviews
Okay, back to regular posting! Yay! I had a fantastic break and now, it's all back to work for me. So here it is, let's start the year on a positive. I found this fantastic review for A Human for Christmas and I wanted to share it with you. Now, I don't normally highlight reviews as they are the opinion of one person, but when they are glowing, sure gives an author an ego boost!
This one line alone got me all excited. "Very rarely do I find a unique plot that has not been broached before..." ... Continue reading ...
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I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate!
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