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Chow Down on Those Balls Men!

Posted by Mark Alders on Thursday, September 2, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Seems there's a new sport and it could only be the annual Shepherd's shemozzle in the small town of Hunterville, where men are men and men eat bulls' testicles.

The 'sport' requires that men (and ladies if they please), bite down into bull's testicles (no, not while attached to the bull) and carry them in their mouths for 50m. Who comes up with this stuff? I wonder what train of thought is required for: let's cut off a bull's testicles, put them into your mouth, run with them and then swig b...

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Who Says Sugary Sweet isn't Needed?

Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, July 31, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Time and time again I hear people complain about romance being too sweet. On heaps of review sites I see the same words: story was too sweet. I say, what's wrong with that? If that's what the story is supposed to be, how can it be anything else?

Too much our lives are filled with hate and hurt and bad things happening every day. Just turn on the news, there's your proof. Why do you think romance sells so well? Because it's needed. Sweet is needed. 

Sure, we need real life stories. Stor...

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My Holiday Adventure

Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, July 19, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Well, I had five days of winter bliss down at Phillip Island. Actually, the weather was brilliant. No rain, slight breeze and sun in good doses. There was no TV, no phone and no internet. (But I did sneek the laptop down so I could write while everyone slept :-))

Day one saw us arrive, shop, get food, shop, get food, eat, shop and I think we shopped. The next day we went to a town named San Remo (yes, like the pasta) and watched the pelicans being fed. We then...surprise, surprise, shopped so...
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Boys Can Do More With Their Balls

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, July 7, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Well, with the World Cup coming to an end soon, you may be thinking there's not a lot more you can do with a soccer/football and how the hell are you going to while away those precious hours again?

Here's a nifty solution from the folk at Bonds. Proving that boys can do more with their balls :-)



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Start Something Different

Posted by Mark Alders on Friday, July 2, 2010, In : General thoughts 
***rant ahead***

(and one that will probably not go down well)

Okay...over and over I see the same authors (m/m genre here) being pushed, reviewed, talked about, whatever. I also see, over and over, that the readers of these select authors complain about how they don't write imaginative works, the sex is boring, there is no plot, etc etc. Basically, everything I hate about a story is being said about these certain authors, yet, they sell like hot cakes and do well.

So tell me this. Why then ar...

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Water on Mars?

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, June 30, 2010, In : General thoughts 
I think I have solved man's space travel problems once and for all. I mean, the biggest issue getting people into space is water, right? Well, that and oxygen and radiation and...well...lots of other things...But if we could solve the water problem, we'd be set. RIGHT?

So here it is. The solution. Only problem is...and it's a small, teeny tiny problem, if even one at all. The dehydrated water needs water to re-hydrate it. Gimme a minute...I'll work on it LOL


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*Fanboy Alert* Bugatti Veyron

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, June 9, 2010, In : General thoughts 
All I can say is, watch this and I WANT ONE!!!


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Watch Where You Stick It!

Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, May 31, 2010, In : General thoughts 
In this modern day URL's or homepage addresses are becoming more and more common as people and companies get on the web. But please, be careful. When you place your name or your company's name into a URL address and the spaces are removed, consider what people see when looking at the page. The human eye will put the 'spaces' where the meaning may be changed. In other words, where you stick your spaces may not be where I stick mine.  

Examples are:

"Big Al's Bowling Alley" with the slogan "I lo...

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Balls of Meat!

Posted by Mark Alders on Friday, May 28, 2010, In : General thoughts 
This years Campbells Soup commercial here in Australia makes your chest hair grow just watching it! It's all about the macho man. I give you, "The Fully Loaded" man with "Balls of Meat" no less! (and yes, the capitals are there because it's more manly to use them, oh yeah)

What a brilliantly stupid advert this is! Not only does it feature men doing outdoor things with other men, there's a 70's p*rn star look-alike, a jumpsuit that Elvis would have been happy with, and a desk fan powere...

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Watchout Twilight You Have a Challenger

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, May 26, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Okay, here is a trailer for the upcoming gay film, "Twinklight" and I have to say right off the bat, if the acting/lighting/music/film quality stays like this for the rest of the film, it will SHIT all over the tedious and terribly acted "Twilight" stuff that's been done already in mainstream cinema from Stephanie Meyer's books. Sorry twilight fans, but gay vampires with stars who can act win hands down! I mean, I still haven't got over the fact that in the "New Moon" movie when charac...
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How to Put on a Condom

Posted by Mark Alders on Monday, May 24, 2010, In : General thoughts 
This is the video that has spurred on today's post. Click here to view it. Please, it is NSFW (not safe for work) so yeah, don't watch this one around anyone who will tell on you :-)

Now, the video features the talents of one Brent Corrigan (a very popular p*rn star) promoting safe sex by demonstrating how to put on a condom properly. Sure, a simple thing, but ever so important in this day and age. Let's put aside the fact that Brent engaged in unsafe sex at the tender age of 17 and that he's ...

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What We Can Learn From...

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, May 19, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Okay, let me talk about something a lot of you may find 'cringe-worthy' If you are not interested in male/male love then please don't read any further. Cool?


Here we go then:


So, as all of you who know I write male/male romance, have done since I was first published. A lot of you may be thinking what's the appeal of two men showing each other their affection. Well, to put it simply, the answer is just that. Men showing affection/emotion. Something a lot of women want from their man but j...

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Grab A Copy

Posted by Mark Alders on Sunday, May 16, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Light of the Body may have slipped off the front page of the publisher's web site, but that doesn't mean it's not available. Grab a copy today, you won't be disappointed. Click here to do just that :-)

Here's an excerpt to help whet your appetite for m/m sci-fi/fantasy adventure.

I tasted him on an intimate level. My mind clouded with confusion. His kiss was perfect, not too soft, yet commanding enough to know he was in control. He ran his hands over my face, brushing away my hair as he con...


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Lost Inspiration Because of My Health

Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, May 15, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Keeping up my inspiration for writing is very hard at the moment, especially considering my health issues of late. My writing has taken a back seat as I am caught between doctors visits, the hospital and spending as much time as I can with my family.

I was thinking the other day that in the 39 years I have been on this planet, I haven't been sick for more than say 2 days at a time and had accumulated nearly 6 months of sick leave in 15 years! All that has changed now. I have been sick for a t...

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What Utter Rubbish

Posted by Mark Alders on Wednesday, May 12, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Winter has set in here in Melbourne. Days are darker, nights are cold, and the rain comes and goes. This change in seasons has pretty much guaranteed that I do most things indoors, only venturing out to go to work and get the mail.

Yet, would you believe I STILL can't get my bin day right? I've been here over a year, too! I either put the damn thing out two days early so that the things in the way sitting on the curbside, or I end up running down the street, bin in tow (and in my underwear) af...

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Sex in a Priest Hole?

Posted by Mark Alders on Tuesday, May 4, 2010, In : General thoughts 
Okay, about time I got my skates on and did some promoting for "Light of the Body" the second part of The Pembroke Eve Chronicles. Why? Because I want to hook you all in so you continue to enjoy the series as much as I have writing it, that's why

So, in an unprecedented move by me, I'm going to release a second excerpt from the book

Enjoy :-) *evil grin*

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