Seems there's a new sport and it could only be the annual Shepherd's shemozzle in the small town of Hunterville, where men are men and men eat bulls' testicles.

The 'sport' requires that men (and ladies if they please), bite down into bull's testicles (no, not while attached to the bull) and carry them in their mouths for 50m. Who comes up with this stuff? I wonder what train of thought is required for: let's cut off a bull's testicles, put them into your mouth, run with them and then swig beer, eat dry weetbix, and down a raw egg just for good measure. And not only that, let's make lots of people do it so it becomes a competition. Oh, what fun!

Ah, only in New Zealand. I mean, what else could fill the void since Lord of the Rings packed up and left? Now, instead of going to Middle Earth, one can get a mouthful of balls and admire the country side that way. So who won this year?...Well, a chap by the name of Josh Masters, that's who. When asked about the taste of testies. He replied: "Best of all, they weren't connected to anything." Now if that doesn't give you a hankering for balls, nothing will! LOL