Of course we all had action figures/dolls when we were kids. But what was the first thing we did when we got them? Well, undress them of course. In fact, if you were lucky to have a Barbie and a Ken (Or two Kens), then having them perform pretend sex, that was pretty much assured, wasn't it?

My GI Joe and I got to to have some good times together when I was a little boy and we formed some cherished memories. Such a thing was, in fact, the inspiration for this year's Christmas story. A human, coming to live on an alien planet, finds he's the size of a GI Joe to them!  

 Here is the blurb: 

    War has devastated planet Earth. Only a few pockets of humans survive, and even then, it’s a meagre existence where famine and disease are common and surviving each day paramount. All hope for humanity is dwindling. The Earth is dying.

Unexpectedly, a strange alien race, giant blue furred beings known as the Teathans, offer assistance in a way no human could have ever contemplated. Humans are to be cared for like cherished toys, as it is the Teathan’s goal in life to look out for others.

Greg Scott is one of the first chosen. He’s provided food, shelter and affection from his alien owner. Everything he has ever needed is his every whim. He has found paradise on Teathan and humanity has a new hope.

 

Everything is perfect until Greg’s owner is visited by his friend and a love that shouldn’t exist between the aliens is revealed. Will Greg’s utopia be shattered once the truth gets out? Will he be forced to return to Earth? Or will something unexpected happen? Will Greg come up with a solution, both unorthodox and oh so very human, to solve the aliens’ dilemma?


I am so looking forward to you all reading this story. Greg is one damn fine army dude and what he does, as a man the size of an action figure to the aliens, will warm your heart. Perfect for the Christmas season!