Don't you just love camera phones and how they have opened up the world of possibilities for people to express themselves naked!

I want to talk about glitter dick today. 



No, not actual glitter on a dick (but that's a good thing *grin* although getting it off would be murder), but how some guys love themselves because they know they're hot. And, again, not in a bad way. After all, so long as it doesn't become an infatuation, what's wrong with self love *wink* 

Anyway, on to my story. My next door neighbour is a wonderful Turkish man named Ali who I get along with famously. He is married and has a 5 yr old adorable son. His wife is a lovely lady who likes to chat and chat and--well, you get the idea. They are great neighbours.

Ali has a 'steam room' in his back yard and many times us 'men' go in there to share Turkish coffee, eat some lovely treats and discuss 'secret men's business' from World Peace to other important issues like how much paint it would take to cover a wall. You know, men talk.

It's great, relaxing and Ali and I have a great time. Then, the other week, while we were eating and chatting and having a good ol' laugh in nothing but our towels and a smile, the sauna door opens and in steps Ali's nephew (he lives with Ali). This boy is hot. He's about 19, toned brown skin, pecs and abs till next week, dark hair and lovely Turkish boy looks. He is what I referred to as a glitter dick, because there is no doubt he takes pride in how he appears and goes to great trouble to make sure he stays fit. For the purposes of this post, I'll call him Istan. 

So, Istan comes in to the sauna. But get this, he's completely naked. Sure, he's holding the towel he's supposed to be wearing around his waist, but because he's a glitter dick, he can't help himself. He's gotta show it all and show it all he did. For a young man, he is very forward, that's for sure. There is no doubt his nakedness has nothing to do with his sexuality, I'm sure he'd root a dog if the animal could say he's adorable (and I would bet he'd have as many girls after him as boys). Him being naked was all about him 'showing' how beautiful he is. The lucky fucking bastard. 

I looked at Ali and he smiled. "That's my Istan," is all he offers before returning to dropping baklava crumbs onto his hairy chest. Me, I try not to stare too much. I mean, all things aside, if someone enters a room completely naked, his ample appendage swinging hypnotically from side to side, anyone would look! I noted, as I already guessed because of his heritage, that Istan is circumcised. All Turkish boys generally are. Now, I don't want this to get into a circumcision discussion because you all know my feelings, so I'll continue the story. 

Istan doesn't stay long in the sauna. Ali's wife soon calls out that his friends have arrived, so he grabs the towel and leaves. I then continue our very important UN style discussion with Al, but before I can even mention the weather, Istan returns. 

This time, he's not alone. He has three mates with him (all glitter dicks, too) who are also naked! I'm surrounded by Turkish Twinks! Oh my fucking gosh! They're all toned and perfect and have the exuberance of youth with the perky cocks to match! 

So what do I do?

Simple. I whip off my towel and hand out the next round of Turkish coffees to all concerned. If you can't beat them join them. With them all seeing my lovely foreskin it created quite a wonderful discussion on the diversity of cultures and we all chatted and laughed and ate until we were stuffed full of sweets until the late hours of the night. Yes, it was hard to try and not get an erection. Once my dicky gets some air around him, he thinks it's play time, but I was a good boy. Only a minor semi was presented...I'm so proud of myself. Next weekend, Ali, invited me around again for a sauna. Istan and all his mates will be there, too! 

 

Baklava anyone?

Oh, and as promised, the winner of the "Favourite Mark Book" competition is KimPossum. Congratulations Kim! Please email me or leave a comment. You can choose a book of mine to have in PDF or ePub. Thank you to all who entered, it was great to see what readers liked of mine the most. Kim liked "The Diamond Ring Effect." Cool! 

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