Outdoor bulge is so hot! 

Today I want to talk (very tongue in cheek) about the role of the top, or pitcher, or the guy who does the pounding, if you please. Yep, the top is very important, but some think his role is a little too simple. You know, shove it in, pump away until climax, roll over and order pizza. Not quite like that...so here's my take on how not to write a love scene from the POV of the top.

First, with a bit of spit, get in as quick as you can, then push your man up against the bed head or bedroom wall. Conversation should include such terms as, "You like that, bitch, don't you" and "Who's your Daddy?" Real turn on for the bottom...

 

Keep pumping in the same position for as long as you can, with the same rhythmic movement. Don't forget to grab that hair and pull the bottom's head back so he can get a good view of the ceiling. 



By now, you can move him to the edge of the bed so his squashes his nuts on the corner while you continue to pump and pump. Continue with the 'porn talk' and even, if you want, discuss laundry and other important issues of the world while he starts to slump into a coma. Don't worry, you're doing fine. 



Don't forget to check for head lice...that's important.



Then, when your man is totally asleep--I mean submissive, change positions and have him keep his legs up in the air as long as possible. That'll get the blood flowing back to his brain to get him interested again--you hope. You may kiss him now...just to let him know you're not just a jack-hammer and he's a part of proceedings as well.  



Then cum. Don't worry if he's not ready. You just look after yourself. Good idea to press your hand on his chest so he can't move to disturb you while you blow your load. That's class! 



There, I hope you enjoyed my take on the role of the top. I told you it was tongue in cheek. Now, of course the pictures I used were hot and the scene with these two gentlemen is a good one. I just couldn't help myself to get cheeky. I know...I'm terrible. LOL Oh, and PS, sorry for the little glimpse of willy. Write your complaints to: "I am a prude and I shouldn't be looking at an m/m erotica writers blog" and I'll get back to you--not! 

PPS, I will be drawing the winner of the Christmas competition soon. So get in it!