I will say it once, I will say it many times. Swimming outfits provide the best bulge :)

Some have asked me for a list of where to get all my free stories. Well, here they are, along with the links where you can download them. I will start with the fiction and then move onto the non-fiction and then, my now infamous auto biography, The Misadventures of a Teenage Mark (now in it's second edition with more to come)

 
 A story about a Pyro-magician who gets his man but not before getting himself into trouble. Get it here!

 

 See how Australia gets its first gold medal in zero-G wrestling. Learn how here.

 

 An informative and fun book about that wonderful part of a man's penis, the foreskin! Educate yourself here.

 

 An insight into anal sex and all other forms of sexual enjoyment. A general guide where humour and fun is applied in large doses. Discover some interesting things here.

 

 My Misadventures. Need I say more? Laugh at my expense here.