Okay, my partner, in some ultimate wisdom I cannot fathom (although I do suspect it has something to do with the new twinky boy who works at the local chemist) has decided to buy a loofah and body wash instead of soap for the shower this time around. 

Okay, let me explain...I am a crazy guy--yes, but certain things need to remain stable and solid. Having a BAR OF SOAP in the shower is one such stability. I like using soap bars. They are simple, convenient and practical. 

When confronted with the loofah and body wash (some milk and honey and jasmine crap) I was left a little befuddled. Sure, it all sounds good in theory, soak loofah in body wash, lather, and clean self. But seriously, have you EVER tried to wash your private bits with a loofah (one that isn't a sponge mind you but a plastic cloth-like thing that's all bunched up)? As an intact man I need to wash under the foreskin on a daily basis. Sure, dick cheese is nice for lubrication and all, but too much is a no no. So there I was, almost in agony as I am trying to scrape this damn loofah over my sensitive bits. 

I gave up. No way am I rubbing that plastic nasty over my cock! No fucking way. So what do I do? Well, I pour out the body wash onto my hand (after throwing away the loofah onto the shower floor in disgust) and try and clean myself with my hand. Not a good thing. Grabbing my cock was like trying to hold onto a damn fish. I couldn't grab hold of it to retract and rinse! DAMN YOU LOOFAH! I feel dirty now, even though I have spent 20 minutes in the damn shower.

Suffice it to say I found an old slither of soap and managed to use that on my privates. Although at one stage it did get lost in my...anal hair...LOL 

I am no going to go back to the chemist after lunch and BUY bars of soap. I am then going to glare (evilly yet with a hint of "I want to see you naked") at the twinky boi who now works there. 

And get this...partner forgot the diabetic medication! WTF!!!!! Yeah, buy a loofah and body wash and anti-bacterial crap for the bathroom, forget your life saving medication! *glares angrily at Lee*