Over the last few days I have been fiddling with my web site (yes, I know I should be writing, but there you go...I'll do some tomorrow, I promise) I wanted a clean, simple template that also enabled me to use some of my banners at the top of the pages without too much clutter.
I like the new look. It's easy to read and means I don't have to resort to using coloured text to highlight things. I think the K.I.S.S. (Keep It Simple Stupid) method is the best, and what's more it looks professional, too IMHO.
Now, I made quite a lot of banners one day, some cheeky, others serious, a few quite risque. Now I can finally use them, as I have simplified their overall design so that they wouldn't look out of place on my new template. Those who know me will realise that some of the banners are a "tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek" kind of thing. Some may be offended.
Then again, for those of you who know what I write, nothing seems to be too out there for me :-)
Enjoy and have a browse around and leave a comments telling me how fantastic the new look is and how you would like to send me a box of chocolate. No? Oh, well. I tried *giggle*
I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate! I am a proud Australian, and as such use different spellings and have some weird phrases, too. Hey, perhaps that's why I write some damn weird shit!
I can't change who I am.
So when you read one of my books, enjoy the ride, but please don't say I can't spell. I spell how I damn well feel like it! LOL Naw seriously, I spell like an Aussie...do forgive me because we are a breed unto ourselves. Where else can a place have 11 registered public holidays and no one has any idea what they are for except to have a BBQ and down some beers!
If you do find a genuine error in my work, please let me know so I can speak with my editor...also, as an addition to that, offer chocolates as well. Lots of chocolates.
*hugs*
Mark