Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, June 12, 2010
Under: news
Dear editor (of said unnamed
publication)
I, Mark Alders, am hereby withdrawing my submission
to your publication. The novel, titled, "The Nourisher", has been in
your company for more than 7 months, far too long for you to just sit on
it with no word as to it status.
What's more, after numerous
unanswered queries, it has come time for me to decide the fate of my
work and build my career without your publication. I find it truly
unprofessional that you haven't even bothered to email me about my work,
especially seeing as I have asked about it. I had to email you to even
ask if you had received said submission as no response was given for
well over 3 months. When you finally did reply, it was simply a 'yes
we've got it'.
Well, I'm sorry, but that just doesn't cut it.
Authors are expected to act professional at all times. I find your
behaviour most un-professional. It doesn't take over two weeks to
respond to an email (still waiting) and if it is, consider hiring more
staff or not accept any more submissions until you can answer emails in a
timely manner.
I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate! I am a proud Australian, and as such use different spellings and have some weird phrases, too. Hey, perhaps that's why I write some damn weird shit!
I can't change who I am.
So when you read one of my books, enjoy the ride, but please don't say I can't spell. I spell how I damn well feel like it! LOL Naw seriously, I spell like an Aussie...do forgive me because we are a breed unto ourselves. Where else can a place have 11 registered public holidays and no one has any idea what they are for except to have a BBQ and down some beers!
If you do find a genuine error in my work, please let me know so I can speak with my editor...also, as an addition to that, offer chocolates as well. Lots of chocolates.
*hugs*
Mark