January 8, 2012
I had to share this, it made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Not because of what the line read, but because of the image in my mind I got afterwards. The line was "He blew a big, creamy load out of his balls."
Really?
Out of his balls! Wow, he must have some holes I don't know about, because as far as I know, ejaculate exits through the penis. Now, being a man I don't know how to blow a load out of my own balls. Perhaps there's a secret I haven't heard about. Although, I couldn't help but think about the poor lad in this story. Blowing out of your cock makes enough mess, imagine it coming out of your balls, too! Heaven forbid! LOL
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : General thoughts
January 5, 2012
Okay, advertisers have done it for years. All those adverts, in magazines, newspapers, on radio, on TV, on billboards, everywhere, they all have one thing in common. They sell the 'sizzle' of the steak, as it's called. In other words, walk into any McDonalds and look at the menu board...then look at what you've been given when you've received your order.
Bet they look nothing alike, do they?
Yes, the burger on the board looked mouthwateringly tasty. Yes, you then craved it (well I'm assuming ... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : General thoughts
January 4, 2012
Okay, back to regular posting! Yay! I had a fantastic break and now, it's all back to work for me. So here it is, let's start the year on a positive. I found this fantastic review for A Human for Christmas and I wanted to share it with you. Now, I don't normally highlight reviews as they are the opinion of one person, but when they are glowing, sure gives an author an ego boost!
This one line alone got me all excited. "Very rarely do I find a unique plot that has not been broached before..." ... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : Reviews
December 17, 2011
First, my wonderful, stunning new cover for my January the 15th (one day after my 41st birthday) release, Sweet Science, Hard Love! I love the cover! Thank you once again to the fantastic cover artists over there at eXtasy.
Now, I am going to be taking a hiatus from the blogging world for a couple of weeks over the Christmas/New Year period, so this is the last post for the year. And what a year it's been! Okay, let's go through all that needs to be gone through to finish off the year on a hig... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : General thoughts
December 15, 2011
A human for Christmas is here! Click on this link to grab your copy today and stuff your stocking with something different this year.
Here's an excerpt to warm you up. Enjoy! The Teathan poked a finger onto Greg’s stomach, but did so without hurting. His fingernail alone was huge, the size of a garbage bin lid at least and a brilliant blue. “You are more muscularly defined and your genitals are a different size. I want to ask, are all humans different in such ways? And why do human males ...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : eBooks
December 14, 2011
Now that's art!
It's the eve of my Christmas release and all is quiet in the house. Not a creature is moving, not even a mouse! I'm so excited if Santa appeared right now he'd get a lot more than milk and cookies!
A Human for Christmas is out tomorrow on the 15th of December! Wheeeee! As soon as links go up I will let you all know so you can meet and fall in love with 'army toy' Greg!
War has devastated planet Earth. Only a few pockets of humans survive, and even then, it’s a meagre existen... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : eBooks
December 13, 2011
The bull likes butt too!
Only a couple of days to go to mark the release of A Human for Christmas! I can't wait for you all to read it and I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.  Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : eBooks
December 12, 2011
Today, I am combining two things. Butt of the day, because December is boy butt month, and one of the boys of the month which you are all voting on (voting closes at the end of the week). So...today I give you Yilmaz, that wondrous Turkish delight of a boy who'd be an exotic taste sensation, no doubt! He may be lovely and creamy on the inside like most twinks, but there'd be nothing soft about him when he starts to play with his large dick. To vote to see more of Yilmaz, click here. Now, anot... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : General thoughts
December 11, 2011
Today's boy butt is a real beauty! Loving December :)
Now, research has shown that 2 out of 3 boys aren't getting enough milk. Seriously, for the 1 out of 3 of you lads who are getting plenty will you stop having all those milk baths, and please, please stop taking pics of yourself covered in milk to upload on the net. Yes, they are hot. Yes, we're not complaining about you doing it. Just don't use so much milk. There are other boys in need. *giggle* Also, don't forget to vote for the boys of... Continue reading...
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December 10, 2011
Looks like someone was sent to the naughty corner. Perhaps for being naked! LOL But nice butt!Here's an interesting picture I found: 
The new fit out in that gym is sure interesting! Wonder of the idea will take off and you can have boy seats installed anywhere! LOL Although I can't imagine them to be comfortable...on the other hand...who would care! *wink*So, this week has been eventful. The winner of the Christmas and the favourite book of the year was won. Winners have been sent their prize... Continue reading...
Posted by Mark Alders. Posted In : General thoughts
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About Me
I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate! I am a proud Australian, and as such use different spellings and have some weird phrases, too. Hey, perhaps that's why I write some damn weird shit!
I can't change who I am.
So when you read one of my books, enjoy the ride, but please don't say I can't spell. I spell how I damn well feel like it! LOL Naw seriously, I spell like an Aussie...do forgive me because we are a breed unto ourselves. Where else can a place have 11 registered public holidays and no one has any idea what they are for except to have a BBQ and down some beers!
If you do find a genuine error in my work, please let me know so I can speak with my editor...also, as an addition to that, offer chocolates as well. Lots of chocolates.
*hugs*
Mark
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