Today I want to talk about a funny experience we had during one of my mother's visits. 

Mum comes and visits me about 5 times a year and we get on like a house on fire! We have a blast. Suffice it to say, when she came over last July she had bought some NERF guns and decided to go on a trip out into the country to go play with us all (a lovely place called Lake Mountain). She and I and all the rest of the family had a blast, firing away at each other in the mountain landscape with the snow falling. 

For once the mis-adventure I am going to talk about isn't mine! Thank goodness. 

Before we got started in our NERF wars, causing the world to tremble with fear as to who the winner would be, Mum decided she needed to get changed...as you do. After all, getting snow on your clothes makes them wet. She needed to be in her snow pants and jacket (which she didn't put on getting there because quote, 'the car is no place for a lady to be seated wearing those sort of clothes'). Now, of course there were no change facilities at the place we stopped to engage each other and run around. 

In the end she decided to get her gear off in the back of the car. 

Unfortunately for her, everyone else could see what she was doing...seems my MOTHER wears a bright red G-string! OMG! I laughed so hard (as we all did) that I nearly pissed my pants! Of course, my Mum, being the lady she is, got out of the car when she was dressed and proceeded like nothing had happened. She then whipped all of our arses in NERF gun wars! Go Mum! 

*grin* 

She phoned me this week to tell me she's coming back in October (now)! I told her to pack plenty of G-strings...never know who's watching. She told me to behave! LOL Update: did she pack plenty of G-strings? Well, I'm not allowed to look in her suitcase....but I think she has! I am a naughty boy, aren't I? 

Also, Sammy2006 commented yesterday she wanted me to describe the twink who works in the chemist. I thought it would be better if I found a pic on the net which was closest to him (because going into the chemist to take an actual picture of him is a bit creepy, isn't it? I mean, a 40 year old man taking a photo of a boy who's 16 -17 isn't something the local constabulary would take with any sense of humour... Sure, he knows me and we laugh and joke and all, but still...creepy.) His name is Chandler! He has a little girly friend (shit!) and he's quite the character. Cute as a button, too. The bastard! LOL  

Anyway, this pic is of a lovely twinky boy who's of legal age and yes, I've got pics of him naked...Suffice it to say he's got the longest foreskin I've seen in a while! Yum! His name is Jamie West! Enjoy!    

   

Also, I am no longer accepting entries for my "Name that Book" competition and I will announce the winner in tomorrow's blog post. Stay tuned! You can still enter my other competition to get a free eBook. My latest release Covenation is out now. If you send me the receipt of purchase you can get Magolescence for free!