Today's boy bulge model sure is hot! Imagine him without those tight little undies on. Wow!

Anyway, the theme this week seems to be about me getting a house boy. I did some more investigating and have come to the conclusion, such a thing will not be easy. House boys aren't cheap. Let me explain: Take yesterdays model, Devin Moss. Here's another picture of him just to refresh your memories:



Just think about him cleaning out the pool or vacuuming the rugs! Oh my! He's got that country 'farm boy' good looks and a cock to match! Anyway, upon investigation, seems our dear Devin charges about 1000 dollars a day for his 'services'. That's a lot more than my budget of three fucks a day, now isn't it? (see yesterday's post about how I came to that conclusion) 

So then I was thinking, I wouldn't be able to get a porn star as a house boy. Perhaps any young man between the ages of 18-21 who's willing to work for nothing, seven days a week and while naked or near enough to it. The trouble is, when I was in the supermarket game, all the lads who came in of that age looking for a job HAD NO CLUE! Their mummy's had mollycoddled them to death, basically. I remember one guy, Joe was his name. As cute as a button, fuckable ass, nice cock sucking lips, but nothing but the wind between his ears. When I asked him to sweep the fruit and veg prep room floor he looked at me in horror! Like I'd asked him to amputate his gaming thumbs or something. Finally, he understood the mechanics of moving a broom over a floor, but really, the job left a lot to be desired. The fruit and veg manager wouldn't have appreciated cabbage leaves and the like left under the benches. Yes, Joe, sweeping the floor does involve some bending down. 

So, I thought about if a twink like Joe applied for the job of my house boy. Here's a funny I created to give you some idea of what might happen if he ever got into my laundry:

  

*sigh* LOL So I think I'll just dream about having a house boy. Unless of course, you're 18-21, want to work naked and for affection only and understand what a broom is, then apply! APPLY!!!!