The First Ever M/M Melbourne Meet: My Report
Posted by Mark Alders on Saturday, January 14, 2012
Under: General thoughts
Okay, first off, lets talk about who attended. In the picture above, and from left to right, there's the adorable Byron, the salacious Sarah, me, the ever graceful Carmen, the vivacious Shaz from Sydney, and last but not least, there's the sensational Sue!
That's out of the way, let me show you this photo:
I haz chocolates!!!!! Yep, because it was my birthday and I was *cough, cough* 41 *cough* they all got me chocolates. What's more, the little bag you see in the pic above had two of the most adorable chocolate teddy's inside. Unfortunately, through the course of our meeting--which was basically laughter and chatting filled with more laughter and chatting, my two teddies melted. They looked like two teddys who had been very naughty in that bag and had cum and went all over each other.
Now, onto the meeting itself. Well, my train was coming into Flinders Street station, so I SMS'ed Byron to let him know where I was and what I looked like. I told him I was wearing an Essendon (that's a football team here) spray jacket. He messaged back...what's a spray jacket? Well, Byron, now you know what one is...and no it's not what you were thinking...LOL I think the poor dear thought a spray jacket was something you wore at one of those kinky 'parties' or something for protection against...well, we'll leave that to your imagination won't we? Suffice it to say, that set the tone for the day really.
What a blast we all had.
Here are some more photos:
Here's one of me and Sarah. See how old and fat she makes me look because she's young and stunning! ARGH!! LOL Jk, Sarah! You're the best! She even put up with my tea drinking! Now that's an m/m fan! LOL

Here's Byron with his best 'superman look'. That, 'oh I'm coming to rescue you, boy', look all young gay lads dream about (yes, I'm younger than you, Byron na na na na naaaa! Imagine Byron with his underwear on the outside and wearing a red cape!

Here are the wonderful trio of ladies who absolutely made the event such fun! I mean, who else but Sue could post a picture of us all on goodreads UPSIDE down!!! Yep, we really are down under, aren't we, Sue? And Shaz!!! What a legend. She came from Sydney just to be there and enjoy the surrounds of Melbourne and our hospitality! The weather was perfect...for ten minutes.
Although, I had to say, when our meal arrived and we had all chatted to Rach from New Zealand, my meal consisted of cummed over lettuce leaves and an egg! Never knew an egg came out afterwards. The poor chef out the back must have been sore if he can produce that much of a load and then an egg for an encore! What's more, Shaz had the same meal as me but with chicken! That chef must be a marvel! LOL The bus boys must be better fluffers than those on a porn set over there at the Blue Train. The lucky bastards!
Seriously, the meal was fab. Just kidding...please don't sue me Blue Train *evil Grin*
Now, this was when Byron left to have a smoke! The naughty man. We all talked about really dirty things at this stage and he messaged us from downstairs to see if he missed anything...oh how he'll never know! LOL Kidding, Byron. We just kept on with the flow :)
We talked about lots of things, but really, the biggest conversation piece was how Carmen was a 'country bumpkin' (her words). Oh, and how I liked my food ;) (with or without twinks) I even bought my USB stick to the event hoping everyone had a computer so I could share some of my porn and books! LOL I mean, imagine explaining the contents of my USB stick to someone who might find it on the street! Yes, little boy, those 5000 lads without clothes on are all very sexy, aren't they! *snicker*
Sue and Byron live near each other. I can't help but think they're conspiring here LOL Perhaps they are planning to take over the world with upside down photographs!
Here's a really lovely pic of Sarah...oh, and Byron, too! Seems Byron has managed to get into pretty much all of my pics for some strange reason. He's like a little puppy I once owned who loved to be photographed. Bless him.

Here's a sneak in photo of Carmen and Shaz! I have to say, I had a really great time. What's more we discussed all things from the m/m goodreads group, to doll collections, to my misadventures. We even talked about TV shows and movies and everything in between. What a great day.
Unfortunately, I had to leave by 3.30. My guests were arriving at my house at 5 and the train ride home is about an hour. When I got home, I gave Lee a good hug, and said not to consume my chocolates, including my copulating teddy bears, and then proceeded to fire up the BBQ!
What a memorable and great day! Thank you, Byron, Carmel, Sarah, Shaz and Sue! Thank you! Until next we meet! Perhaps we'll talk about books next time LOL
That's out of the way, let me show you this photo:
I haz chocolates!!!!! Yep, because it was my birthday and I was *cough, cough* 41 *cough* they all got me chocolates. What's more, the little bag you see in the pic above had two of the most adorable chocolate teddy's inside. Unfortunately, through the course of our meeting--which was basically laughter and chatting filled with more laughter and chatting, my two teddies melted. They looked like two teddys who had been very naughty in that bag and had cum and went all over each other.
Now, onto the meeting itself. Well, my train was coming into Flinders Street station, so I SMS'ed Byron to let him know where I was and what I looked like. I told him I was wearing an Essendon (that's a football team here) spray jacket. He messaged back...what's a spray jacket? Well, Byron, now you know what one is...and no it's not what you were thinking...LOL I think the poor dear thought a spray jacket was something you wore at one of those kinky 'parties' or something for protection against...well, we'll leave that to your imagination won't we? Suffice it to say, that set the tone for the day really.
What a blast we all had.
Here are some more photos:
Here's one of me and Sarah. See how old and fat she makes me look because she's young and stunning! ARGH!! LOL Jk, Sarah! You're the best! She even put up with my tea drinking! Now that's an m/m fan! LOL

Here's Byron with his best 'superman look'. That, 'oh I'm coming to rescue you, boy', look all young gay lads dream about (yes, I'm younger than you, Byron na na na na naaaa! Imagine Byron with his underwear on the outside and wearing a red cape!

Here are the wonderful trio of ladies who absolutely made the event such fun! I mean, who else but Sue could post a picture of us all on goodreads UPSIDE down!!! Yep, we really are down under, aren't we, Sue? And Shaz!!! What a legend. She came from Sydney just to be there and enjoy the surrounds of Melbourne and our hospitality! The weather was perfect...for ten minutes.
Although, I had to say, when our meal arrived and we had all chatted to Rach from New Zealand, my meal consisted of cummed over lettuce leaves and an egg! Never knew an egg came out afterwards. The poor chef out the back must have been sore if he can produce that much of a load and then an egg for an encore! What's more, Shaz had the same meal as me but with chicken! That chef must be a marvel! LOL The bus boys must be better fluffers than those on a porn set over there at the Blue Train. The lucky bastards!
Seriously, the meal was fab. Just kidding...please don't sue me Blue Train *evil Grin*
Now, this was when Byron left to have a smoke! The naughty man. We all talked about really dirty things at this stage and he messaged us from downstairs to see if he missed anything...oh how he'll never know! LOL Kidding, Byron. We just kept on with the flow :)
We talked about lots of things, but really, the biggest conversation piece was how Carmen was a 'country bumpkin' (her words). Oh, and how I liked my food ;) (with or without twinks) I even bought my USB stick to the event hoping everyone had a computer so I could share some of my porn and books! LOL I mean, imagine explaining the contents of my USB stick to someone who might find it on the street! Yes, little boy, those 5000 lads without clothes on are all very sexy, aren't they! *snicker*
Sue and Byron live near each other. I can't help but think they're conspiring here LOL Perhaps they are planning to take over the world with upside down photographs!
Here's a really lovely pic of Sarah...oh, and Byron, too! Seems Byron has managed to get into pretty much all of my pics for some strange reason. He's like a little puppy I once owned who loved to be photographed. Bless him.

Here's a sneak in photo of Carmen and Shaz! I have to say, I had a really great time. What's more we discussed all things from the m/m goodreads group, to doll collections, to my misadventures. We even talked about TV shows and movies and everything in between. What a great day.
Unfortunately, I had to leave by 3.30. My guests were arriving at my house at 5 and the train ride home is about an hour. When I got home, I gave Lee a good hug, and said not to consume my chocolates, including my copulating teddy bears, and then proceeded to fire up the BBQ!
What a memorable and great day! Thank you, Byron, Carmel, Sarah, Shaz and Sue! Thank you! Until next we meet! Perhaps we'll talk about books next time LOL
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I am Mark Alders, writer, intactivist, post office worker, and all round nice guy...except when someone steals my chocolate!

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