I had to share this, it made me laugh so hard I almost passed out. Not because of what the line read, but because of the image in my mind I got afterwards. The line was "He blew a big, creamy load out of his balls."

Really?

Out of his balls! Wow, he must have some holes I don't know about, because as far as I know, ejaculate exits through the penis. Now, being a man I don't know how to blow a load out of my own balls. Perhaps there's a secret I haven't heard about. Although, I couldn't help but think about the poor lad in this story. Blowing out of your cock makes enough mess, imagine it coming out of your balls, too! Heaven forbid! LOL