I just love today's boy bulge pic! Something about the mirror in the photograph which adds another wonderful dimension *giggle* After all, it takes two hands to really enjoy yourself!

Now, all this week I have been discussing the pro and cons of getting a house boy, the biggest con being the actual acquisition of one...you know, how much money one would cost, and then, if able to afford it, getting a boy who would know what end of the broom goes against the floor, how to start a washing machine, and what cycle the dishwasher needs to be on so that the spaghetti sauce comes off the plates.

Of course, the biggest pro for getting a house boy is:



Yes, some lovely bear on twink action! Oh my! Don't go out in the woods alone boys, you'll be in for a big surprise :D 

Anyway, the REAL problem in obtaining a house boy is: how much of the pro out weights all those cons. After all, as discussed in yesterday's post, most boys 18-21 are kind of...well, let's just say they aren't the best domestic engineers on earth and leave it at that. Also, the cost is a prohibitive factor. Unfortunately most young men know the value of a dollar, then want to triple it! I stopped the car at a long set of traffic lights the other day and three twinkie boys in cute little shorts and a skimpy wet T-shirt/singlets came charging over to my car and began washing my windscreen. Before I got over the fact I had three nubile young men writhing and giggling all over the hood of my car, I was asked to fork out 5 dollars a piece! When the lights turned green, they disappeared as enigmatically as they arrived. I drove off, my window with more streaks on it than when I pulled up to the lights! I was 15 bucks down, but had a smile and a semi erection which lasted until I got home so Lee could do something about it. 

You see, the other problem I have discovered is that young men KNOW they are hot and take full advantage of this, too! With technology like the iPhones and what not, they can show the whole damn world just how fucking adorable they are too! Take this pic, for example:

 

I mean, holy Mother of fucking Mary! What a twink that boy is! No wonder I didn't stand a chance at those traffic lights! So how does this all help my house boy problem? You see, perhaps I have gone about it all wrong. Perhaps instead of one, I need two! After all, with two boys in my house, surely they could work out how to plug the vacuum cleaner in...surely! Also, they can entertain themselves while I'm at work or writing...or whatever. 

Then again, there would be twice the cost if I had two! (Devin was charging $112 dollars per inch per day, so imagine if I got two well endowed house boys! I'd be bankrupt within a month). There would also be twice the worry (such things like which one to fuck first and other important details like that). *sigh* why is this all too hard! LOL

Suffice it to say, I have come to the conclusion I need someone like Alice out of the Brady Bunch...she would get the job done and there would be NO way I'd touch her...at all...not even with a barge pole! Which reminds me...it's time I went for a drive to that intersection...talk to you all tomorrow!